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g'day mate'<br /> <br />Youz all know what that means, right? So why, ya reckon, do youz need this little black book?<br />Aussies speak English, don't they? Bloody oath! But hang on a tick, no one's gunna tell ya you'll need a translator!<br /> <br />So, if you wanna sound like a 'tru blu dinki di Ocka' (that's a real...
The ever popular and thoroughly entertaining <b><i>Aussie Slang Dictionary</i></b> is back to help you decipher and speak the true local language. Full of dazzling definitions from true-blue Aussies, you'll never be lost for words with this collection of colourful sayings. From 'aerial ping-pong' (AFL) to 'on the wrong tram' (to be following the...
We use them every day, some of us more than others. They make our conversations colourful and interesting, loud and bright, rich and rare… and sometimes seemingly foreign or incomprehensible to visitors to our shores.They derive from a variety of cultural, historical and ethnic sources, and have adapted and evolved over time into a collection of truly original...
Denise Graham was born and raised in Long Beach, California. She has always had an affinity for writing. Since elementary school, Denise has dabbled in poetry and short stories. Her biggest ambition was to write a novel one day and her dream finally came true with this book. She currently resides in Fort Wayne, Indiana with her husband Bob and her two cats, Tasha and Ollie.
Greg M Thompson has been a professional entertainer since he was a teenager. In 1999, he added «celebrity impersonator» to his list of talents.
He accidentally fell into the role of «producer» when he and his wife, Jackie, started The Sunburst Convention of Celebrity Impersonators in 2004. Since then, he has become an expert on the profession of Celebrity Impersonation and is...
Race pimping has cost America TRILLIONS of dollars, as the money in race guilt is fantastic. Politicians line their pockets and those of family and friends, while delivering little to nothing to their constituents or the community at large.




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